Who says Physics isn't funny?

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One day, Einstein, Newton, and Pascal meet up and decide to play a game of
hide and seek. Einstein volunteered to be"it". As Einstein counted, eyes
closed, to 100, Pascal ran away and hid, but Newton stood right in front of
Einstein and drew a one meter by one meter square on the floor around
himself. When Einstein opened his eyes, he immediately saw Newton and said
"I found you Newton," but Newton replied, "No, you found one Newton per
square meter. You found Pascal !"

Joseph Spaccavento

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A student is taking a Physics test in Pat Drury's class.
Student to Mr. Drury: "Can you help me with this question?"
Mr. Drury: "Sure, come see me yesterday afternoon!"

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